You don't understand! Now I have to... I don't know. Objectify you, or something. Maybe waggle my eyebrows a lot. Look, didn't Sweet Dreams tell you everything about how I feel about women? I take this stuff right out of my personal life, you know!
lol did you seriously not know I was a gal? Pretty sure I signed all my emails with my name Well if it helps I pretty much have the laissez-faire and cynicism of the most jaded male. So fear not that I judge ye as one of the oestrogened.
Are you kidding? Of course it matters! Now I have to COMB MY HAIR before emailing you! And what about the swearing? The constant, filthy, lugubrious profanity? I'll have to limit it to, like, three words per sentence. Oh god, no, probably two. And I'll have to stop...
...no, no, wait. I think I can keep making the 'one eyes' jokes.